WHOEVER PUT THESE TOGETHER LOVES THE LANGUAGE!

WHOEVER PUT THESE TOGETHER LOVES THE LANGUAGE!

    • Acupuncture: a jab well done.
    •  To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
    • When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
    • A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
    • When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.
    • The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
    • The batteries were given out free of charge.
    • A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
    • A will is a dead giveaway.
    • If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
    • With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
    • Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
    • You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
    • Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
    • A boiled egg is hard to beat.
    • When you've seen one shopping centre you've seen a mall.
    • Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
    • Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
    • If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
    • A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
    • In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
    • When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
    • The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
    • He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
    • Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
    • When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.