Best Speeding Excuse Ever

"This may be us someday, or maybe we are already there!"

When asked by a young patrol officer

"Do You know you were speeding?"

This 83-year-old woman gave the young officer an ear to ear smile and stated:

"Yes, but… I had to get there before I forgot where I was going."

The officer put his ticket book away and bid her good day.

Makes perfectly good sense to me.